Monday, January 1, 2007

the fowl edition: geese & ducklings

i officially feel like a goose that's been stuffed to the max to produce foie gras. cept i wasn't force-fed, it was all completely voluntary. everyone said i should "bulk up" for my trip since the inevitable '3rd world runs' aka 'delhi belly' will probably slim me down and i think i may have done more than just a good job... thank you to booze, christmas and 4 am denny's 'dinners'! anyway, moving on.

for no particular reason, i feel like listing a random selection of some of the contents of my backpack:

-lonely planet: southeast asia on a shoestring
-$600 worth of prescriptions including 200 malaria pills
-2 lush solid shampoo bars
-a lil' LED light that's shaped like a turtle. it's fucking cute, dammit!
-a sleeping sheet (that's right, not even a sleeping bag. a sheet. but oooh it comes in a little sack!)
-my very first digital camera
-baby moo cow baby

ok so there is absolutely no continuity to this entry but that's just how it's going to be so stay with me people. this trip is resulting in some maaaaajorrrrr changes for me. first off, as some of you know i've had a constant sleeping companion since i was about 16. and that special someone is my moo cow baby. i tried stuffing him into my backpack but it just wouldn't happen and i thought i might collapse in a fit of despair but fortunately mike has gotten me a palm-sized moo cow baby (and from cow's ice cream in whistler at that. mmmmm.....)! it's a big change and the baby moo cow baby won't be able to replace my real moo cow but life will go on. here's a picture of the two of them together:



second of all, my physical appearance is changing as well. since i probably won't be able to shower and groom myself properly on my trip i just had my lil' cousin chop off my hair and here are pictures of her taking her scissors to my hair & the end results:

and so im trading in my longer hair, leather boots, matt & nat handbags and mini skorts and such for the shortest hair i've had in many years, running shoes (my first pair since i was like 15!), a MEC pack and cheap jeans. so basically im going from an ugly duckling to a full-fledged ultra sexy beast. i'll probably have to beat the boys off of me with a canoe paddle. you can witness the magical transformation for yourself as seen here:

exhibit A: ugly duckling



exhibit B: sexy beast



incredible, isn't it?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

awww! i'm so excited for you!

the hair looks great. and as much as you bitch and moan about how ugly you're gonna look while travelling. i think we all know it won't be that bad. besides, everyone else you'll be with will look exactly the same!

mini moooooo cow all the way! adorable!

Anonymous said...

ha I think I finally figured this thing out, okay to re leave the messages I've already emaild you twice just to see if its gonna work. Awesome blog i smiled the whole time reading it, keep up the good work you sexy beast

Anonymous said...

hey sexy beast, i still don't see where your tail is growing.......

don't forget to sell some of your drugs if you won't be needing them! :)

says the drug-dealer-in-training.

Anonymous said...

Lookin' good!
Have lots of fun in your travels. I can't wait to hear how much fun another one of my friends is having - while I freeze my butt off in freakin' Winnipeg!